Playing with Google Analytics is curiously compelling. I thought I didn't care about the exit-analysis of my websites, but I was wrong!
Must drive visitors to site! Make pretty graph go up! Shiny, pretty graphs! Drive visitors to site! Nnngggg! How to drive visitors to site!
Revelation!
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GLORY BE. ASCII pron. did you ever see 'ASCII art farts', either? my favourite was a little ascii crucifixion, subtitled,
"JESUS DIED FOR OUR SHINS
or something like that"
always meant to put it on a tshirt. :}
I didn't see that, but I was the envy of all my friends because my Microbee had an incredibly lame program that would remove a lady's bikini. PHWOAR, PCG PUBES.
Bwaha! I would have delighted in that back in 1994. I've probably told you this story, but in case: in 1994, I won a 15 page book of Microbee programs. (In a school wide, compulsory, month-long Science competition. At a private school which charged oodles of fees. Ah, how impressed I wasn't.) Oddly enough I was able to access a Microbee to program, too! Ahh, state school funding.
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